Guidance (2014)
Director
Pat Mills
Main cast
Pat Mills; Alexandria Benoit; Zahra Bentham; Jennifer Goodhue; Kevin Hanchard
Genres
Comedy
Description
Fabricating credentials to score a last-ditch job as a high school guidance counsellor, a boozing, drug-addled former child star becomes an improbable hit with his students by dispensing the worst advice possible, in this hilarious reprobate comedy from writer-director-star Pat Mills.
Pat Mills
Main cast
Pat Mills; Alexandria Benoit; Zahra Bentham; Jennifer Goodhue; Kevin Hanchard
Genres
Comedy
Description
Fabricating credentials to score a last-ditch job as a high school guidance counsellor, a boozing, drug-addled former child star becomes an improbable hit with his students by dispensing the worst advice possible, in this hilarious reprobate comedy from writer-director-star Pat Mills.
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