I Am a Knife with Legs (2014)

Director
Bennett Jones

Main cast
Bennett Jones; Will Crest; Tommy Malatesta; Ashley Koiso; Tom Bliss

Genres
Music, Action, Comedy

Description
On the run from an assassin, international rock star Bené hides out in Los Angeles and prepares for a showdown with death.


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