Liar, Liar, Vampire (2015)
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en la Habana para controlar el Vampisol, pero Pepe, el sobrino de Von Drácula, cantó la fórmula del Vampisol gratis por la Radio Vampiro Internacional. Ahora Pepe
debe enfrentarse a los vampiros nazis, que usan el Vampisol más poderoso:(EL VAMPIYABA)
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