La vache (2016)

Director


Main cast
Fatsah Bouyahmed; Lambert Wilson; Jamel Debbouze; Julia Piaton; Hajar Masdouki

Genres
Comedy

Description
An Algerian man's life-long dream finally comes true when he receives an invitation to take his cow Jacqueline to the Paris International Agriculture Fair.


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