Jean-Claude Van Johnson (2016)

Director
Peter Atencio

Main cast
Jean-Claude Van Damme; Kat Foster; Moisés Arias; Phylicia Rashād

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
A famous action hero/martial arts star comes out of retirement to assume an alter ego as undercover private contractor named Jean-Claude Johnson. He must also deal with aging and his ex-girlfriend whom he still loves.


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