Killing Gunther (2017)
Director
Taran Killam
Main cast
Arnold Schwarzenegger; Taran Killam; Bobby Moynihan; Hannah Simone; Aaron Yoo
Genres
Action, Comedy
Description
A group of eccentric assassins are fed up with Gunther, the world's greatest hitman, and decide to kill him â but their plan turns into a series of bungled encounters as Gunther seems to always be one step ahead.
Taran Killam
Main cast
Arnold Schwarzenegger; Taran Killam; Bobby Moynihan; Hannah Simone; Aaron Yoo
Genres
Action, Comedy
Description
A group of eccentric assassins are fed up with Gunther, the world's greatest hitman, and decide to kill him â but their plan turns into a series of bungled encounters as Gunther seems to always be one step ahead.
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