Mr. Donkey (2016)

Director
Shen Zhou; Lu Liu

Main cast
Suxi Ren; Li Da; Shualiang Liu

Genres
Comedy

Description
From the same team that brought you “Goodbye Mr Loser” comes the hilarious dark comedy "Mr Donkey". In order to pay for the donkey that brings them water, a countryside village registers it as a teacher at its local school. But when the charity group that funds the school visits for an inspection, the village has to find ways to hide their secret.


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