Only Two Can Play (1962)

Director
Sidney Gilliat

Main cast
Peter Sellers; Mai Zetterling; Virginia Maskell; Raymond Huntley; John Le Mesurier

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
John Lewis is bored by his librarian's job and henpecked at home. Then Liz, wife of a local councillor, sets her sights on him. But this is risky stuff in a Welsh valleys town - if he and Liz ever manage to consummate their affair, that is.


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