Schlock (1973)

Director
John Landis

Main cast
John Landis; Saul Kahan; Joseph Piantadosi; Eliza Roberts; Tom Alvich

Genres
Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

Description
A monkey-type monster falls in love with a blind girl, which thinks that he's a giant dog. After kidnapping the girl and fleeing king-kong-like onto the roof of a gym, he gets involved with the army.


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