Heartbeeps (1981)

Director
Allan Arkush

Main cast
Andy Kaufman; Bernadette Peters; Randy Quaid; Kenneth McMillan; Melanie Mayron

Genres
Comedy, Romance, Family

Description
Heartbeeps stars Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters as domestic robots who fall in love and run off together.


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