The Sex is Crazy (1981)

Director
Jesús Franco

Main cast
Lina Romay; Antonio Mayans; Antonio Rebollo; Lynn Endersson; Jesús Franco

Genres
Comedy

Description
Adult film actresses get abducted and impregnated by aliens after appearing in a sci-fi porno in this outrageous sex comedy from Jess Franco. Knocked up with high-powered extraterrestrial sperm that allows them to conceive and give birth in a matter of seconds, the starlets become human breeding machines for a race of ultra-horny invaders.


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