Don't Tell Her It's Me (1990)

Director
Malcolm Mowbray

Main cast
Steve Guttenberg; Jami Gertz; Shelley Long; Kyle MacLachlan; Mädchen Amick

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
Gus is a fat cartoonist that recently won a battle against cancer, which explains his baldness. But he is also lonely. Therefore, his caring sister tries to set him up with suitable woman. But to do so, she must turn him into an irresistible man. When he falls in love with Emily, Gus takes the identity of a mysterious biker from New Zealand.


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