Christmas in Connecticut (1992)

Director
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Main cast
Dyan Cannon; Kris Kristofferson; Tony Curtis; Richard Roundtree; Kelly Cinnante

Genres
Comedy, Romance

Description
Elizabeth is the star of a successful cooking show and author of several cookbooks. But when her manager, Alexander sees forest ranger Jefferson, who lost his cabin in a fire, comment on TV about wishing he could get a home-cooked Christmas dinner, he arranges for a special live show on Christmas, for Elizabeth to cook him Christmas Dinner. Only Elizabeth can't cook, and trying to keep Jefferson and the viewing public from finding out on a live show may be a little difficult.


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