Dearest Relatives, Poisonous Relations (1992)

Director
Mario Monicelli

Main cast
Alessandro Haber; Paolo Panelli; Cinzia Leone; Tommaso Bianco; Eugenio Masciari

Genres
Comedy

Description
Like every year, everyone is going back to the ancestral family's home for the Christmas holidays. But this time, the old folks have a surprise, a good surprise for them. They have decided to go living with one of their children and make him or her inherit the family house.


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