Send a Gorilla (1988)

Director
Melanie Read

Main cast
Carmel McGlone; Katherine McRae; Perry Piercy; John Callen; Lani John Tupu

Genres
Comedy

Description
The girls and gorillas at a singing telegram company are overworked because it is Valentine's Day. A series of sub-plots - a sexist disc jockey loses his dog and the girls fine it; one of the girls fights for custody of her child; an aspiring opera singer gets her chance to audition; and evil developer demolishes the telegram company's offices, etc, which all adds up to a large dose of confusion.


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