The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)
Director
Jeff Abugov
Main cast
Carmen Electra; Mackenzie Astin; David Hyde Pierce; Lucy Liu; Markus Redmond
Genres
Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi
Description
David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.
Jeff Abugov
Main cast
Carmen Electra; Mackenzie Astin; David Hyde Pierce; Lucy Liu; Markus Redmond
Genres
Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi
Description
David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.
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