The Mystery of Men (1999)

Director
David Wheatley

Main cast
Warren Clarke; Neil Pearson; Robert Daws; Nick Berry

Genres


Description
Four middle-aged men concoct a scheme which involves them insuring their lives, so that if one of them dies the others inherit a tidy sum. Suddenly fate throws a darkly comic chain of mishaps their way:


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