The Green Butchers (2003)

Director
Anders Thomas Jensen

Main cast
Line Kruse; Mads Mikkelsen; Nikolaj Lie Kaas; Nicolas Bro; Aksel Erhardtsen

Genres
Comedy

Description
The Green Butchers (Danish: De grønne slagtere) is a black comedy featuring two butchers, Svend "Sweat" and Bjarne, who start their own shop to get away from their arrogant boss. Cannibalism is soon introduced to the plot, and further complications arise due to the reappearance of Bjarne's mentally retarded twin brother Eigil.


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