The Pacifier (2005)

Director
Adam Shankman

Main cast
Vin Diesel; Lauren Graham; Faith Ford; Brittany Snow; Max Thieriot

Genres
Action, Comedy, Family

Description
Disgraced Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains hidden in the kids' house.


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