XXL (2004)

Director
Julio Sánchez Valdés

Main cast
Óscar Jaenada; Mónica Godoy; Antonio Dechent; Miriam Díaz-Aroca; Ivan Massagué

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
Fali (Oscar Jaenada) has been blessed with an ample gift below the belt. But his extra-large asset ends up getting him into trouble when he agrees to help his friend (Antonio Dechent) get rid of his annoying lover and save his marriage. Fali's romantic entanglements are all the more hilarious considering the only reason he's doing it is so he can get the dream car he's always wanted: a brand-new BMW.


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