The Ring Thing (2004)

Director
Mark Schippert

Main cast
Gwendolyn Rich; Edward Piccin; Leo Roos; Sebastian Arenas; Ralph Vogt

Genres
Comedy

Description
Middle Earth is... right in the heart of Europe! A spoof of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy set in Switzerland.


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