The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai (2003)
Director
Mitsuru Meike
Main cast
Emi Kuroda; Kyoko Hayami; Yukijiro Hotaru; Kikujirô Honda
Genres
Fantasy, Drama, Comedy, Foreign
Description
The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is a Pink Film (a Japanese softcore pornography genre). Sachiko Hanai (Emi Kuroda) is a call girl. One day she is caught up in a gunfight and is shot in the forehead. Instead of killing her, the bullet in her head gives her psychic powers. She also accidentally comes into possession of a cylinder containing George W. Bush's finger, whose fingerprint is designed to launch a nuclear missile, and international spies are soon chasing her. Written by kooji_kabuto@yahoo.com
Mitsuru Meike
Main cast
Emi Kuroda; Kyoko Hayami; Yukijiro Hotaru; Kikujirô Honda
Genres
Fantasy, Drama, Comedy, Foreign
Description
The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is a Pink Film (a Japanese softcore pornography genre). Sachiko Hanai (Emi Kuroda) is a call girl. One day she is caught up in a gunfight and is shot in the forehead. Instead of killing her, the bullet in her head gives her psychic powers. She also accidentally comes into possession of a cylinder containing George W. Bush's finger, whose fingerprint is designed to launch a nuclear missile, and international spies are soon chasing her. Written by kooji_kabuto@yahoo.com
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