Avida (2006)

Director
Benoît Delépine; Gustave de Kervern

Main cast
Benoît Delépine; Gustave Kervern; Albert Dupontel

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
The kidnapping of a plump billionaire's dog by a deaf-mute and 2 ketamine addicts goes wrong. The wealthy woman takes advantage of the situation to make them fullfil her last wishes.


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