Virgin Beasts (1991)

Director
Toby Zoates

Main cast
Michelle Granieri; Mathew Cook; Simon Reptile; Goose Pressley; Chris Donovan

Genres
Animation, Comedy

Description
Blending live action with twisted animation, this film tells the story of a gang of young surfers struggling to survive in post-apocalyptic Sydney


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