Ghost In A Teeny Bikini (2006)

Director
Fred Olen Ray

Main cast
Christine Nguyen; Nicole Sheridan; Rebecca Love; Syren; Evan Stone

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
A B-movie starlet and her boyfriend attend the reading of her rich uncle's will, unaware that his lawyer, a maid, a manservant and a sexy female ghost are all vying to undo their inheritance.


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