Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Director
Steve Carr
Main cast
Kevin James; Keir O'Donnell; Jayma Mays; Raini Rodriguez; Shirley Knight
Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family
Description
Mild-mannered Paul Blart (Kevin James) has always had huge dreams of becoming a State Trooper. Until then, he patrols the local mall as a security guard. With his closely cropped moustache, personal transporter and gung-ho attitude, only Blart seems to take his job seriously. All that changes when a team of thugs raids the mall and takes hostages. Untrained, unarmed and a super-size target, Blart has to become a real cop to save the day.
Steve Carr
Main cast
Kevin James; Keir O'Donnell; Jayma Mays; Raini Rodriguez; Shirley Knight
Genres
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family
Description
Mild-mannered Paul Blart (Kevin James) has always had huge dreams of becoming a State Trooper. Until then, he patrols the local mall as a security guard. With his closely cropped moustache, personal transporter and gung-ho attitude, only Blart seems to take his job seriously. All that changes when a team of thugs raids the mall and takes hostages. Untrained, unarmed and a super-size target, Blart has to become a real cop to save the day.
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