Colonel Kill Motherfuckers (2008)

Director
Kevin Strange

Main cast
Joshitsuo Montoya; Kevin Strange; Erik A. Williams; Andrew Varble; Katie Deerest

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
A group of role-playing nerds upset and accidentally kill an ex army veteran whose mother happens to be heavy into the black arts. Newly risen from the dead, the vet returns to go on a murderous rampage of revenge!


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