True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016)

Director
Jeff Wadlow

Main cast
Kevin James; Maurice Compte; Andy García; Kim Coates; Zulay Henao

Genres
Comedy, Action

Description
After a publisher changes a writer's debut novel about a deadly assassin from fiction to nonfiction, the author finds himself thrust into the world of his lead character, and must take on the role of his character for his own survival.


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