Zero 2 (2010)

Director
Emilis Velyvis

Main cast
Donatas Ivanauskas; Inga Jankauskaitė; Zemyna Asmontaite; Kestutis Jakstas; Bronius Kindurys

Genres
Comedy, Thriller

Description
What would you get if you mix a gangster film and a soap opera? "Zero 2" is a crazy twister of criminal romance and sexy violence that just might laugh you to death.


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