My Own Swordsman (2011)

Director
Shang Jing

Main cast
Yan Ni; Sha Yi; Yu Entai; Ni Hong Jie; Jiang Chao

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
After an eighty episode run on mainland Chinese television, Shang Jing's popular kung fu comedy makes the jump to the big screen with this feature version.


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