Bert and Arnie's Guide to Friendship (2013)
Director
Jeff Kaplan
Main cast
Matt Oberg; Stephen Schneider; Anna Chlumsky; Adrian Martinez; Cristin Milioti
Genres
Comedy
Description
Bert and Arnie's Guide to Friendship follows the romantic misadventures of Bert Sheering, a sophisticated, yet sexually repressed author and Arnie Hubert, an executive and unabashed ladies man. When Bert discovers that Arnie is sleeping with his wife, this modern day odd couple are launched into a journey filled with comedy, romance and ultimately, friendship. Written by Sal Irizarry
Jeff Kaplan
Main cast
Matt Oberg; Stephen Schneider; Anna Chlumsky; Adrian Martinez; Cristin Milioti
Genres
Comedy
Description
Bert and Arnie's Guide to Friendship follows the romantic misadventures of Bert Sheering, a sophisticated, yet sexually repressed author and Arnie Hubert, an executive and unabashed ladies man. When Bert discovers that Arnie is sleeping with his wife, this modern day odd couple are launched into a journey filled with comedy, romance and ultimately, friendship. Written by Sal Irizarry
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