Van der Merwe PI (1985)

Director
Regardt van den Bergh

Main cast
Regardt van den Bergh; Anneline Kriel; André Jacobs; Jurgen Hellberg; Louis Minnaar

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
South African beauty and former Miss World, Anneline Kriel stars in this action comedy about Van der Merwe, a struggling private eye. The detective’s bad luck seems set to change when drug lord Jack Barnard hires him to find Barnard’s missing girlfriend, Angel Labuschagne.


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