Cheeseballs (2014)

Director
Tom Martino; Matt Rogers

Main cast
Kenneth Andrews; Lloyd Kaufman; Chuck Norfolk; Elizabeth Redpath; David Roy

Genres
Horror, Comedy, Fantasy

Description
An anthology featuring the worst shorts you have ever seen. Shorts featured are The Pizza Who Rapes People 1-3, Cocksucker the Movie, Ungabunga, and The Fantastical Banana Spider Hero Boy.


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