Mascots (2016)
Director
Christopher Guest
Main cast
Sarah Baker; Parker Posey; Susan Yeagley; Christopher Moynihan; Tom Bennett
Genres
Comedy
Description
Eager contestants don big heads and furry suits to vie for the title of World's Best Mascot.
Christopher Guest
Main cast
Sarah Baker; Parker Posey; Susan Yeagley; Christopher Moynihan; Tom Bennett
Genres
Comedy
Description
Eager contestants don big heads and furry suits to vie for the title of World's Best Mascot.
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