Ich und die Kaiserin (1933)

Director
Friedrich Hollaender

Main cast
Lilian Harvey; Mady Christians; Conrad Veidt; Heinz Rühmann; Friedel Schuster

Genres
Comedy

Description
A dashing marquis bends from his horse when he discovers a lost garter in the woods and falls. During his delirium he is serenaded by a little hairdresser. She is the person who lost the garter to begin with and has only come to get it back having borrowed it from her employer--the empress of France. The marquis mistakenly thinks he was nursed by the empress, herself, and decides to woo her.


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