Skewered (2013)

Director
Veronica Velasco

Main cast
Eugene Domingo; Enchong Dee; Leo Martinez; Jake Cuenca; Empress Schuck

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
Due to a road rage between two buses, an accident occurs which puts the lives of its passengers in jeopardy. But the ones greatly affected by such event are a middle-aged woman named Fiesta (Eugene Domingo), an old and retired family patriarch Tonio (Leo Martinez), and a lad named Caloy (Enchong Dee). These three people are pierced through a single steel bar – a dangerous situation that even their doctors find hard to solve. But even before this unfortunate circumstance, these three have their share of ill-fated lives.


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