The Captain's Paradise (1953)

Director
Anthony Kimmins

Main cast
Alec Guinness; Yvonne De Carlo; Celia Johnson; Charles Goldner; Miles Malleson

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Foreign, Romance

Description
Mediterranean ferryboat captain Henry St James has things well organized - a loving and very English wife Maud in Gibraltar, and the loving if rather more hot-blooded Mistress, Nita in Tangiers. A perfect life. As long as neither woman decides to follow him to the other port.


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