Skeletons (2010)

Director
Nick Whitfield

Main cast
Jason Isaacs; Ed Gaughan; Tuppence Middleton; Paprika Steen

Genres
Fantasy, Comedy, Thriller, Mystery, Foreign

Description
In writer-director Nick Whitfield's black indie comedy, a pair of "exorcists" (Ed Gaughan and Andrew Buckley) with the power to rid people of their secrets agree to help a woman (Paprika Steen) whose daughter (Tuppence Middleton) is mute -- and whose husband is missing. Jason Isaacs co-stars as the mysterious Colonel, who seems to be calling the shots from the sidelines of the duo's shadowy enterprise.


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