Ferpect Crime (2004)

Director
Álex de la Iglesia

Main cast
Guillermo Toledo; Mónica Cervera; Luis Varela; Enrique Villén; Fernando Tejero

Genres
Comedy, Thriller, Crime, Foreign

Description
A playboy has the tables turned on him when he finds himself being used as a plaything by an undesirable woman in this black comedy from Spain.


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