Flesh Gordon (1974)

Director
Michael Benveniste; Howard Ziehm

Main cast
Jason Williams; Suzanne Fields; Joseph Hudgins; William Dennis Hunt; Candy Samples

Genres
Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!


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