Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998)

Director
Jim Abrahams

Main cast
Jay Mohr; Billy Burke; Christina Applegate; Pamela Gidley; Olympia Dukakis

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
Takeoff on the Godfather with the son of a mafia king taking over for his dying father.


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