Killing Is My Business, Honey (2009)

Director
Sebastian Niemann

Main cast
Rick Kavanian; Nora Tschirner; Bud Spencer; Christian Tramitz; Axel Stein

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
A hit man whose mission is to prevent the printing of a tell-all book written by a former Mafioso, falls in love with the employee who may lose her job if the book doesn't get published.


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