You I Love (2004)
Director
ÐлÑга СÑолповÑкаÑ; ÐмиÑÑий ТÑоиÑкий
Main cast
Damir Badmaev; Lyubov Tolkalina; Evgeny Koryakovsky; Nina Agapova; Aleksandr Dulerayn
Genres
Comedy
Description
Vera and Tim are successful young professionals. Everything changes one night when Tim hits a young Kalmyk immigrant to Moscow, Uloomji, with his car. The two men begin a affair while Vera struggles to comprehend their bond and her boyfriend's erratic behavior. She is dragged reluctantly into a love triangle.
ÐлÑга СÑолповÑкаÑ; ÐмиÑÑий ТÑоиÑкий
Main cast
Damir Badmaev; Lyubov Tolkalina; Evgeny Koryakovsky; Nina Agapova; Aleksandr Dulerayn
Genres
Comedy
Description
Vera and Tim are successful young professionals. Everything changes one night when Tim hits a young Kalmyk immigrant to Moscow, Uloomji, with his car. The two men begin a affair while Vera struggles to comprehend their bond and her boyfriend's erratic behavior. She is dragged reluctantly into a love triangle.
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