Blind Man's Bluff (2005)

Director
Aleksey Balabanov

Main cast
Viktor Sukhorukov; Dmitriy Pevtsov; Tatyana Dogileva; Garik Sukachyov; Anatoli Zhuravlyov

Genres
Crime, Action, Comedy

Description
Sergei and Simon have to deliver a suitcase full of heroin to Mikhalych or else they will be killed. There is one minor detail: the only problem-solving technique they are familiar with is a shot in the head. There are more than 20 Russian-movie stars in the film, but you will not be able to recognize them immediately since they are all in disguise.


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