You May Not Kiss the Bride (2011)

Director
Rob Hedden

Main cast
Dave Annable; Katharine McPhee; Rob Schneider; Mena Suvari; Tia Carrere

Genres
Action, Crime, Comedy, Romance

Description
An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.


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