Happy, Texas (1999)
Director
Mark Illsley
Main cast
Steve Zahn; William H. Macy; Jeremy Northam; Ally Walker; Ron Perlman
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Description
Two escaped convicts roll into the town of Happy, Texas where they pose as gay couple to elude the local sheriff who has a few sexual secrets of his own.
Mark Illsley
Main cast
Steve Zahn; William H. Macy; Jeremy Northam; Ally Walker; Ron Perlman
Genres
Comedy, Crime
Description
Two escaped convicts roll into the town of Happy, Texas where they pose as gay couple to elude the local sheriff who has a few sexual secrets of his own.
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