Happy, Texas (1999)

Director
Mark Illsley

Main cast
Steve Zahn; William H. Macy; Jeremy Northam; Ally Walker; Ron Perlman

Genres
Comedy, Crime

Description
Two escaped convicts roll into the town of Happy, Texas where they pose as gay couple to elude the local sheriff who has a few sexual secrets of his own.


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