No Way Jose (2015)

Director
Adam Goldberg

Main cast
Adam Goldberg; Ahna O'Reilly; Pat Healy; Anna Belknap; Gillian Jacobs

Genres
Comedy

Description
Jose Stern, an erstwhile indie-rocker relegated to playing children's birthday parties, is on the verge of turning 40 and at a crossroads in his life.


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