Smokey and the Bandit II (1980)
Director
Hal Needham
Main cast
Burt Reynolds; Jackie Gleason; Jerry Reed; Dom DeLuise; Paul Williams
Genres
Action, Comedy
Description
The Bandit goes on another cross-country run, transporting an elephant from Florida to Texas. And, once again, Sheriff Buford T. Justice is on his tail.
Hal Needham
Main cast
Burt Reynolds; Jackie Gleason; Jerry Reed; Dom DeLuise; Paul Williams
Genres
Action, Comedy
Description
The Bandit goes on another cross-country run, transporting an elephant from Florida to Texas. And, once again, Sheriff Buford T. Justice is on his tail.
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