The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

Director
Colin Higgins

Main cast
Burt Reynolds; Charles Durning; Dolly Parton; Dom DeLuise; Charles Durning

Genres
Comedy, Music

Description
The town sheriff and a madame team up to stop a television evangelist from shutting down the local whorehouse, the famed "Chicken Ranch."


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