Lord Jones is Dead (2016)

Director
Austin Andrews

Main cast
Daniel Janks; Chad Krowchuk; Jonathan Pienaar

Genres
Comedy

Description
Two journalists and a photographer are sent to stake out a woman's house and told not to return without a story. When the woman shows no sign of appearing, they take matters into their own hands.


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